The campy, sitcom-style theme song "My Future Self -n- Me," which plays over the montage of Stan and his Future Self frolicking around.. I started this business over three months ago from the ground up. Motivation Corp is a fictional organization featured in the Season Six episode, "My Future Self n' Me" that is designed to motivate children. ¡Aquí es verde, señor! Your parents will drive all the way out to the school and discover that no meeting is actually taking place. I have to do whatever I can to not become a loser like him. Yep. Oh, and that's when uh you'll fake the electrical storm as well? Okay, well let's do that then. It doesn't have any fucking effect on me, for fuck's sake! Yeah, Stan, don't be so hard on yourself. It's so cool to see you guys. It's just a show! This will be very weird to write about I like to be in the moment and this will be interesting to go into the unknown. Okay, Butters, let's start with you. Come on, Butters, let's go. He's me when I'm 32. See, here he is. The truth is there's no hard evidence that second-hand smoke can kill but, we believe it's okay to lie about it as long as it gets people to stop smoking. You don't know what you're doing! Yes, that's right. The note will inform them that a problem has come up and they need to see me right-away, back at my office. They just... don't, son! You're right, Linda. [Stan and Future Stan stroll down a road. I thought his revenge was unique and customized! Uh hello, we're here about the revenge on our parents? Yeah. You from the future. Okay, okay, fine. Just forget it, Cartman! Stan! Whoa, Kyle and Cartman! Eh, but then why did they come back to the past. They need to see consequences from their actions, or else they'll never learn. It turns out many of the other kids have had their future selves visit too, and coincidentally they are all total losers and drug addicts. This is my future self. You really came through. Felipe! Why don't you get some sleep? Look! My Future Self n' Me. I mean, maybe I. Haha, it's me, Cartman! Yes, and he knows all your family history and every detail of your house. Make sure your son is watching the Channel 4 News. Chris, don't you see? So it is with everything here at Motivation Corp. But you know, all this talk about future selves has made me think, maybe I should ...take better care of myself. This is my future self. Well, y-you know what we could do, uh, uh Butters, is go with the baby green in the living room, and then maybe a classic brown, or even a nut-n-corn crunch in your parents' bedroom. Woohoo, that should get Kevin to stay clear of drugs. I wanna find the perfect one, tailored to your revenge on your parents. posted by AnonymousSxW. I want them to see what they did was wrong! Oh! Woohoo, that should get Kevin to stay clear of drugs. The whole future self thing, well, it was a dirty fib. [Now they have separate beds. I know how it feels to be really, really pissed off at your parents. I have to share my room with my future self?? Cartman's paint crew, including Felipe and Carlos. How about this? Confusion Over Stan's Birth Year (Based On Research Rather Than Fact By Creators). What, uh-? Future Stan has a beer] Stan [right at the camera] Stop it. Well Butters, I hope you like the work. 12/04/2002 So, everything is working out with your future actor? Future Stan reaches over to turn it on. Eh, so, you don't want to make your parents suffer and pay for mistreating you, then? I wonder if my future self knows anything about this? Grandpa Marvin Marsh Original Songs. I feel your parents were a bit more cocky about lying to you and your revenge needs to reflect that. You know, Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and disorder! Ohhh, that makes me angry! Your name's Randy Marsh, you're a geologist, and you don't like chicken. Wearing that puff-ball hat like always. I was just about to go asleep in an alley behind the crackhouse. And the commercial where the two kids have pot and the one kids shoots the other. We'll take smoking, for instance. Mom, Dad, I don't think that guy is from the future. Here I go. My name is T. Becker. In other news, South Park police are still looking for a craaazy man who terrorized the town one hour ago. If we use lies and exaggerations to keep kids off drugs, then they're never gonna believe anything we tell them. And he's worked up quite a future for your son. Look, you can make your weiner bigger in just three weeks. Watching. He knows everything Stan knows. I know that Mom had actually let it out. If you want a quick and easy therapy session go to @futureme and send an email to your future self. Wow, Eh eh you sure are a p-professional, Eric! It splashes out of the bowl along with some cereal. I have to share my room with my future self?? Our moms and dads lied to us about those future selves! Hi Everyone! Here I go. Eh, so, you don't want to make your parents suffer and pay for mistreating you, then? Wearing that puff-ball hat like always. Show More. So I don't know what to believe! That's weird, because I really didn't cut off. Singer Poop comes in a lot of varieties, Butters. Okay, well let's do that then. Think about a project you would like new insight/inspiration into. Motivation Corp.! Oh. This whole time! Why, if Professor Chaos were here he'd make everyone pay! My Future Self n' Me. Future self, this is my good friend,-. Oh dude, I should have never touched that marijuana! Oh Jesus, it smells! Winter Farm. Okay, uh, you you might be wondering why Butters has a future self, too. 21:58. [Stan's future self turns off the light while Stan looks pissed off] It's driving me crazy! Oh, dude, how's it goin', man? Well here, Eric, I baked you a huge box of cookies as a present. Oh wait, uh, God-damnit! Oh, and that's when uh you'll fake the electrical storm as well? Butters, listen. A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh's home. My Future Self n' Me When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. After that I'll bail. I really, really wish you just would have told me that from the beginning. Yeah, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden, Butters. They just... don't, son! I hope you are happy. We're running away! To do this, first choose the age you want to be when you read it, which will help you decide on realistic goals. Are you my eleven o'clock? Yes, and he knows all your family history and every detail of your house. My future self has a bad kidney from all the drinkin' he did in high school. It's okay for us to lie and tell kids that all marijuana supports terrorism. Not my younger self, the self that I can currently look back on and be like: "Oh, you were an idiot." Sharon and Randy Marsh What my company does is in. Yeah, Stan, why don't you go upstairs and play with yourself? That's mother's intuition; you can't argue with that. Motivation Corp. • Professor Chaos. I know that's just what you told me. Okay, uh, you you might be wondering why Butters has a future self, too. Just Stan. Wha-, what are you lookin' for, huh Stan? Source: frecked_roll. He'll be playing the role of your future son. This lady'll massage your weiner for ninety-five dollars. He's right. We thought the ends justified the means, but they don't. Oh. Well here, Eric, I cooked you a huge box of cookies as a present. I know that Mom had actually let it out. 1. Sure I remember you. I have no idea, man. My parents aren't gonna learn their lesson from having some crap smeared on their walls! I just can't stand having my future self around all the time! I hate him! We have to teach our parents a lesson! We just so desperately wanted you to never try drugs that we used a big scare tactic instead of ...telling you the truth. I warn you: you may not like what you're about to see. SanAndreas2628 5,423 views. 616. Dude, just let me talk to you for like, five minutes. But why are you back in this time with us, son? Season 6 E 16 • 12/04/2002. Craig's. Oh God, who smeared crap all over our walls?! Come on, Butters, let's go. Writing a letter to your future self can be a great way to look back on how your life has changed and find out if you're achieving the goals you set for yourself. Follow me back home, Stan. Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- Me Future Self -n- Me, Future Self -n-[Now they have separate beds. I know what you mean. You guys, those commercials are just exaggerations. The ends justify the means. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. hey all! This lady'll massage your wiener for ninety-five dollars. Watch Episode. That's why we have these consultations. This page contains trivia for "My Future Self n Me". They need to see consequences from their actions, or else they'll never learn. And that show is so stupid. 'Cause, r-tard, he's Stan from the future. Eh, but then why did they come back to the past. Ey, you wanna go upstairs and play hide and go seek? Motivation Corp. takes care of everything. I have to do whatever I can to not become a loser like him. Right. He's right. Stan! Stan! This is what we get for deceiving our son. Help me find the perfect place to run away to! Yeah, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden. Just... tell me if I'm going in the right direction here. Thanks for staying after school and tutoring me, Butters. [both Stans eat cereal, but the future Stan has trouble pouring milk into his bowl. I'm sure your parents will be plenty pissed off. Just go away before we call the police! Harmless? Stan moves to turn it on, and they fight over the switch until one of them sleeps] It's time I let you in on a horrible s-secret! Just go away before we call the police! Listen! South Park Archives is an always improving database for the popular TV show. Show More. This is Josh Casher. Well I think when this is all over, our son is gonna thank us. We're running away! Stan! Extras • Well, there's only one person I can blame. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything. Well, you're good at adventurin', huh Stan? Yeah. We'll take smoking, for instance. Cartman Thank you. Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center of Western America? He knows everything Stan knows. Well now you won't have to! Butters, don't you think it's a little bit of a coincidence that both your future self and my future self got caught in a mexterdexed time plane? Our moms and dads lied to us about those future selves! I'm going to tell him that I dropped out of school and went to prison for eight years, where I was sodomized. I don't believe that he's my future self! A freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. Scott Silver is an American screenwriter and film director.Silver is best known for such films as Johns, 8 Mile and The Fighter, for which he was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. 12/04/2002 Here we are, face to face, "My Future Self -n- Me" [Stan and Future Stan stroll down a road. You're gonna smear Butters' parent's walls with poop. ... South Park Cartman calls himself from the future - Duration: 0:25. It is lying, Butters. Wha-, what are you lookin' for, huh Stan? Future Stan spits his frothy toothpaste into the sink], But in the end we know we're good for each other Get it! My name is T. Becker. I want them to have them to admit that they lied to me! Ah, here he is. So what I wanna to is put a note on your parents' door, telling them I'm the counselor from the school. Future Stan has a beer], One of them's messy, the other one's clean! 'Cause, r-tard, he's Stan from the future. You're right, Linda. Butters, we've go-! Show them they can't just play with our emotions like that! What?? I think I've found a great way to get revenge on your parents. Tom, news anchor Your son seems to be responding. For you I've put together a really nice design. We sure hope so. Trey and Matt were offended by over-the-top anti-drug commercials that implied that doing drugs just once could kill you, or that purchasing drugs funded terrorists. Dad?? And while they're gone, we're gonna smear all their walls with poop. Oh! Yearh, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden, Butters. And I will work hard, for you. Full Ep. You don't know what you're doing! Alright, then we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night. I don't believe that he's my future self! — Jaison (@jaisonsaji) November 9, 2020. You know that thing that I kept hidden in the hole in the wall for two years that I've never told anybody about? Yeah, didn't you see that commercial where it says that if you have pot you could become a terrorist? How many parents have you exacted revenge upon?! My goodness, he does look a little like Kevin. That's mother's intuition; you can't argue with that. I'm gonna do it. Your son seems to be responding. I'm gonna do it. Well that's a pretty good deal. I warn you: you may not like what you're about to see. video. Yeah, didn't you see that commercial where it says that if you have pot you could become a terrorist? Jimmy Son, we've just been trying to make sure you know how dangerous drugs like pot are. Wow, Eh eh you sure are a p-professional, Eric! south park. stan marsh. Your parents will drive all the way out to the school discovering that no meeting is actually taking place. Yeah, I spent a lot of my teenage years on a slow downward spiral experimenting with drugs and alcohol. Well I'm sure Stan wouldn't mind sharing his room, would you, Stan? 1. We sure hope so. I'm not that stupid! Parents understand one thing, and that's consequences. Oh. i wrote myself a letter to my future self after 8th grade promotion and told myself to open it on the day of my high school graduation. It's so cool to see you guys. That looks nice. Well, y-you know what we could do, uh, uh Butters, is go with the baby green in the living room, and then maybe a classic brown, or even a nut-n-corn crunch in your parents' bedroom. We just don't know how to talk to our son about drugs. I said, I know how you feel. I'm running a business, Stan. Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become in about 23 years. Motivation Corp.! "My Future Self 'n' Me" is episode 95 of the Comedy Central series South Park. I'm going to tell him that I dropped out of school and went to prison for eight years, where I was sodomized. My future self has a bad kidney from all the drinkin' he did in high school. Poop comes in a lot of varieties, Butters. Oh and and Kyle's, but that was a freebie. Yeah, I spent a lot of my teenage years on a slow downward spiral experimenting with drugs and alcohol. Right. Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood eating what I waunt, and doin' drugs when I waunt. We have to teach our parents a lesson! My parents aren't gonna learn their lesson from having some crap smeared on their walls! But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters! Thanks. When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Okay, very nice, very nice. I want them to see what they did was wrong! Today I want to write towards my unknown. I don't know which swatch I like best. Mom, your maiden name is Kimble and you have a scar on your left knee from when you slipped in the swimming pool. So, everything is working out with your future actor? S6 • E6. After that I'll bail. Stan and Butters' future selves are just actors, but Cartman's future self really did travel back in time to meet his younger self. They've all been lying to us this whole time! Follow/Fav New Kid Stories S1-E7: My Future Me, Myself, and I By: JustCallMeButtLord The New Kid and Kenny team up to go back in time and investigate who has been pulling the strings to rebuild an abandoned science lab somewhere in Park county, and find that … I was just about to go asleep in an alley behind the crackhouse. It's just a little weird having people lying to our boy like this. Okay, okay, fine. All he ever wants to do is watch Becker. Just forget it, Cartman! Butters, listen. Oh, dude, how's it goin', man? Our parents are never gonna admit what they did was wrong, and they're never gonna change! I know that's just what you told me. Oh Jesus, it smells! View All Photos (1) In Theaters Streaming Movies TV Shows Opening. Professor Chaos. "My Future Self 'n' Me" South Park : List of South Park episodes "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" is the 15th episode of the sixth season of the American animated series South Park, and the 94th episode of the series overall. Yeah, but we can't be sure, so we'd better assume he is and never try that first marijuana cigarette, huh? And he's worked up quite a future for your son. I don't know which swatch I like best. Watch Random Episode. It originally aired on December 4, 2002 and is rated TV-MA in the United States.. I hope you choose happiness every day. Look! Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- MeFuture Self -n- Me, Future Self -n- Show them they can't just play with our emotions like that! I started this business over three months ago from the ground up. Dude, that's not extreme enough! No, Stan, I think the only way you're gonna get rid of him is by staying clear of drugs and alcohol. I've been told a lot of things about pot, but I've come to find out a lot of those things aren't true! a-and Clyde's. I just can't stand having my future self around all the time! Season 6 E 16 • 12/04/2002. No, Stan, I think the only way you're gonna get of him is by staying clear of drugs and alcohol. My life has gone completely downhill ever since my future self moved in. Follow me back home, Stan. What if the residue gets on our hands and it leads to harder drugs like those commercials say. Just... tell me if I'm going in the right direction here. And while they're gone, we're gonna smear all their walls with poop. Clyde Yeah, I gotta admit. It looks kinda nice. In the ass. Uh, and after my parents get angry, uh how do we get the poop. You know, Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and disorder! 21:58. Full Ep. So it is with everything here at Motivation Corp. Future Stan Alright, now, Stan. If we use lies and exaggerations to keep kids off drugs, then they're never gonna believe anything we tell them. The campy, sitcom-style theme song "My Future Self -n- Me," which plays over the montage of Stan and his Future Self frolicking around.. Well, you know what us ultra-liberals say, when it comes to children and drugs, lies are OK. It was just a trick to get us to not wanna try drugs or alcohol. For you I've put together a really nice design. They've all been lying to us this whole time! Now imagine a wiser future you or an evolved self from a parallel universe; Notice what that you looks like. Future Butters. It is the opposite of Never the Selves Shall Meet in that the situation has no disastrous effects (at least not from the fact that the meeting occurred at … Recently, I was inspired during another insomniac bout to write a letter to my future self. We are your #1 source for all things South Park. Well I'm sure Stan wouldn't mind his room, would you, Stan? I told you, I can't stand my future self. added by LilRabb. I thnk I've found a great way to get revenge on your parents. I mean, maybe I. Haha, it's me, Cartman! I'm running a business, Stan. Look, you can make your wiener bigger in just three weeks. You guys stayed away from drugs, so you're okay. Uh, and after my parents get angry, uh how do we get the poop. All he ever wants to do is watch Becker. We don't know you and you don't know us! All I've been trying to get you guys to do is admit that you lied to me! Directed by Trey Parker, Eric Stough. I I just, I just, ...my first idea. But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters! Future self, this is my good friend,-. Eh, how come you care about schoolwork all of a sudden? Look, I run a legitimate business hre with state-of-the-art computers, charts, and technology. Poop-smearing is the hot ticket right now, Stan, and... have you seen the poop swatches. marsh. added by Chibi-Chipette. Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood eating what I want, and doin' drugs when I want! And I will work hard, for you. ¡La caca de moreno no es aquí! Motivation Corp. takes care of everything. Parental Revenge Center • Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. That it is, I assure you. Well, you're good at adventurin', huh Stan? Your authentic self is the real you, the person you are truly meant to be. Now, I want you to take a look at some of these poop swatches. Token Trey and Matt were offended by over-the-top anti-drug commercials that implied that doing drugs just once could kill you, or that purchasing drugs funded terrorists. a-and Clyde's. But I think it's coming together real nice. Loading... Unsubscribe from Gastspieler? Future Self Meditation Script Get yourself comfortable and relax more deeply focussing on your breathing for a while. You're gonna smear Butters' parent's walls with poop. I’m going to hope you have a job, because if not, again: college=crap. Butters, we've go-! South Park. "South Park" My Future Self n' Me (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Butters, don't you think it's a little bit of a coincidence that both your future self and my future self got caught in a mexterdexed time plane? What?? Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax. My future self has a bad kidney from all the drinkin' he did in high school. It should take about a month to achieve the results you want. my future self n me. Felipe, Images • What, uh-? Yeah, I gotta admit. Oh dude, I should have never touched that marijuana! Aw, stop it, you guys! Stan And that show is so stupid. It's a powerful awareness raising exercise and brings to light the impact our current life choices (and lack of clarity and purpose around … So come on down and have your self a time! But, when he discovers that Butters has a "future self" too, he becomes suspicious. Yeah, Stan, why don't you go upstairs and play with yourself? Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center of Western America? Ey, you wanna go upstaris and play hide and go seek? It's just a little weird having people lying to our boy like this. Now consider what else makes you who you are. This whole time! It should take about a month to achieve the results you want. Well I think when this is all over, our son is gonna thank us. Oh God, who smeared crap all over our walls?! Scott Silver. ¡Arriba arriba! A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh's home. Poop-smearing is the hot ticket right now, Stan, and... have you seen the poop swatches. Wait right here, Stan. Well that's a pretty good deal. [Stan's future self brushes his teeth as Stan stands next to him, avoiding him. Oh. Synopsis. And you never told anybody that you were living with yourself from the future?? Well Butters, I hope you like the work. Motivation Corp. Director Look, I run a legitimate business here with state-of-the-art computers, charts, and technology. Me, Stan Marsh • Well now you won't have to! Your authentic self is the person you are the core, the person you can be if nothing holds you back. Stan Marsh. If you would like to dispute a trivia point, please discuss it in the article comments. You must be exhausted. It's a big flick a fuck! From episode images and scripts to character information to South Park video games and merchandise. I guess it's been about four months now. Stan turns the light out and tries to sleep. Your parents lied to you and my parents lied to me! You know that thing that I kept hidden in the hold in the wall for two years that I've never told anybody about? When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. ¡La caca de moreno no es aquí! Chris, don't you see? My Future Self n' Me Photos. Listen! Yeah, Stan, don't be so hard on yourself. Craig [an air of determination appears] Amd I need to learn to behave myself! When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Felipe! This is what we get for deceiving our son. Why don't you get some sleep? Look, eh, Eric, I've been thinkin', my parents are gonna be awful sore and I don't think-, Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials, so I ended up-. Yep. Ohhh, that makes me angry! Go have sex with yourself, asshole! The truth is there's no hard evidence that second-hand smoke can kill but, we believe it's okay to lie about it as long as it gets people to stop smoking. Why, if Professor Chaos were here he'd make everyone pay! Wait right here, Stan. Uh hello, we're here about the revenge on our parents? Behind The Scenes Where Did The Idea Come From. Yes, well, eh you see, son, the time matrix pulled in more people from the future. The T stand for Terrific. Craig's. Alright, where is that sonofabitch's wallet?! Uh well, sure thing, Stan. They didn't come back to the past, you dumbass, they're actors! It's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or... being creative. I hate having my future self around, too. I thought each revenge was unique and customized! The T stand for Terrific. Future Butters. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything. Singer: So much alike, and yet so different: Stan [Stan's future self joins him in bed after freshening up in the bathroom] No. It's time I let you in on a horrible s-secret! Well they both got the same teacher for homeroom, too, but you didn't say anything then. Alright, where is that son-of-a-bitch's wallet?! The ends justify the means. My God. Stan arrives with future Stan] Stan: Hey guys. Oh no! Chris and Linda Stotch Wait a minute. It looks kinda nice. He'll be playing the role of your future son. I know all about Motivation Corp.! Maybe it's the hand I smoked that first joint with. Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success. I thought the hangover black went really nice in the lobby. It's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or... being creative. It has such a cathartic effect and has helped me set long term goals and reminders. How could he possibly know all that unless... he is our son from the future. God-damnit, I knew this was too good to be true! I guess it's been around four months now. I wanna find the perfect one, tailored to your revenge on your parents. Gettin' along isn't always easy, sometimes we disagree I'm not that stupid! Sure I remember you. It is lying, Butters. ¡Aquí es verde, señor! Oh wait, uh, God-damnit! I hate him! Well we both got the same teacher for homeroom, too, but you didn't say anything then. Dad?? Finding your authentic self involves learning who you truly are. You really came through. Your parents lied to you and my parents lied to me! What if the residue gets on our hands and it leads to harder drugs like those commercials say? Go have sex with yourself, asshole! That looks nice. Future Stan reaches over to turn it on. In the episode, a man claiming to be Stan's future self shows up to his house. We don't know you and you don't know us! I focus a lot on my past and typically when I write letters it is usually to the past me. My goodness, he does look a little like Kevin. My life has gone completely downhill ever since my future self moved in. South Park is the Trope Namer: "My Future Self 'N Me" is about Stan's future self landing in the present. God-damnit, I knew this was too good to be true! Stan turns the light out and tries to sleep. It's okay for us to lie and tell kids that all marijuana supports terrorism. Look, eh, Eric, I've been thinkin', my parents are gonna be awful sore and I don't think-, Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials, so I ended up-. Kyle Remember, trivia must be factual, provable, and it is always best to cite your source for not-so-obvious trivia. Dude, that's not extreme enough! All I've been trying to get you guys to do is admit that you lied to me! Now, I want you to take a look at some of these poop swatches. Future Butters The Osbournes (Ozzy and Jack speak) This is Josh Casher. How about this? Harmless? Imagine the person you believe yourself to be right now. The note will inform them that a problem has come up and they need to see me right-away, back at my office. Writing a letter to your future self can be a great way to look back on how your life has changed and find out if you're achieving the goals you set for yourself. I've been writing letters to my future self using @futureme since 2015. Are you my eleven o'clock? We just so desperately wanted you to never try drugs that we used a big scare tactic instead of ...telling you the truth. My Future Self N' Me (Original Airdate: 12/04/02) The Osbournes in South Park? You must be exhausted. You guys stayed away from drugs, so you're okay. He's me when I'm 32. 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